Finally!

[Cynical Ninja]

I'd be happy to call cinnamon when my phone is paid off but shitberry will be defunct by then. Hey maybe next you could buy a nice beeper or Nokia fliphone. I know how you like to stay cutting edge. Just jump in your Yugo and drive over to the Radio Shack. Maybe stop at Blockbuster and rent a vhs tape on the way back and pay for it with dead jews' teeth your dad left you.

By the time you've finished paying for your Galaxy not only will shitberry be defunct so will human civilisation. Some time in the far future amongst the ruins of extinct humanity a strange sound a ringing tone will be heard ringing in the silence and darkness coming from a long since derelict museum. The only still working remnant of the 21^st century donny douchebags pay as you go Samsung Galaxy repurposed into a pacemaker for a 26^th century cyborg. But theres no one there to hear it.

And honestly accusing me of not being upto to date with technology bwahahahaha! Pur-lease! My tv isn't a freebie plasma dinosaur saved from being dumped in landfill where it belongs fucknut. I've got an old laserdisc player and record turntable you can have to bring you crashing into the 20^th century douchebag.