Jokes I like

[Midwest Spy]

And yet another vote for funny. See, there's something here for everyone it's just different strokes for different folks. I have plenty to share. I'll post more as time allows.

Well... at best, I think it's worth like ¹⁄₂ a point for getting a thumbs-up from MS on that old Vaudeville joke, Gunnar.

It centered around a married every-man hoping for some side sex. So, it's almost cheating to count his vote at all given that's what the majority of his posts are about. Pandering!

If you'd edited the joke a bit to include the word "knockers", "hooters" or "tits", that vote would have been so pandered, the full point would have been awarded to the opposing cock, in all fairness.


P.s. I actually like MS, and these corny jokes. They just bring out the Alice Kramden/Ethel Mertz in me.

Gunnar, my vote before was only worth ¹⁄₃ point, so I'm gathering steam.

HotD you know how I feel about you (and I'm sure you still want to hurl when thinking about it).

However, if FQ2 wins the lottery and she takes all of us to Jamaica, you know you'll be the moth to my flame (unless you're into some really weird Red Room of Pain Freakshow shit, then count me out).