Jokes I like

[Blindgreed1]

And yet another vote for funny. See, there's something here for everyone it's just different strokes for different folks. I have plenty to share. I'll post more as time allows.

Well... at best, I think it's worth like ¹⁄₂ a point for getting a thumbs-up from MS on that old Vaudeville joke, Gunnar.

It centered around a married every-man hoping for some side sex. So, it's almost cheating to count his vote at all given that's what the majority of his posts are about. Pandering!

If you'd edited the joke a bit to include the word "knockers", "hooters" or "tits", that vote would have been so pandered, the full point would have been awarded to the opposing cock, in all fairness.

(See, science can often be legitimately argued, in context).

Okay, enough from the peanut gallery. Back on topic...

Husband: My wife is a liar! I think she's cheating on me.
Friend: Why do you say that?
Husband: She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Bessie.
Friend: So?
Husband: So! So! She's a liar! I spent the night with Bessie last night.




I'll leave you boys to it, now.

P.s. I actually like MS, and these corny jokes. They just bring out the Alice Kramden/Ethel Mertz in me.

My gawd that's aweful.