12-13-2013, 12:06 PM
Thank you, MS.
I've long pictured us, tucked away alone somewhere, sharing a box of White Zinfandel by candlelight, Dan Fogelberg playing softly in the background...
You, finally within reach...piercing me with those irresistible hypnotizing blue eyes...sitting there all cross-legged in your black sweat socks and fart filter underwear....captivating me with the most recent entertainment awards show dish...whispering mainstream movie quotes in my ear...oh, god, simply sweeping me off my feet...
Your wife is the luckiest woman in the world, MS. Affectionately respecting you as the faithful non-cheating dreamboat that you are, I will be fully satisfied with a gentle bit-too-long clammy handshake to consummate what is truly meant to be between us.
Until then...
I've long pictured us, tucked away alone somewhere, sharing a box of White Zinfandel by candlelight, Dan Fogelberg playing softly in the background...
You, finally within reach...piercing me with those irresistible hypnotizing blue eyes...sitting there all cross-legged in your black sweat socks and fart filter underwear....captivating me with the most recent entertainment awards show dish...whispering mainstream movie quotes in my ear...oh, god, simply sweeping me off my feet...
Your wife is the luckiest woman in the world, MS. Affectionately respecting you as the faithful non-cheating dreamboat that you are, I will be fully satisfied with a gentle bit-too-long clammy handshake to consummate what is truly meant to be between us.
Until then...