Desert island discs

[sally]

I wouldn't find a dictionary entertaining or useful on a deserted island. I don't know if I'd want pictures of my loved ones either because it would probably make me even more depressed. The point of the book is that it should be either interesting or useful to you. If Maggot finds the dictionary entertaining or relaxing to read then who gives a damn. Some people find golf magazines interesting too and that's the last damn thing I'd ever want to read about.