the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

Most of my women's clothing is dresses, bras and panties, a black slip and stockings, one pair of heels, one wig and red lipstick.

An enduring image.

I bet you look like a grizzly bear that's eaten the contents of a vanity case and got itself caught up in a old curtain it ripped off the window.

He said he dressed in drag and walked around his apartment complex one night. If I happened to be doing laundry or going to my car and saw Clang behind me dressed as a bitch I'd run for my fucking life.

it was back in 2007 and it was more like walk down a few doors, bump into someone's parked car while they were sitting in it and run back inside. I think I was more scared of people seeing me than people were scared when they saw me. I never ever made it around the apartment complex. The worse scare I got was when roktar came home early and nearly caught me in drag. Luckily I spotted him walking from the bus stop before he spotted me and was able to dash back inside the apartment and take off my drag and put my normal clothes back on in the nick of time. The worst/best? time I got caught was early in the morning by the apartment maintenance staff who rode by giving me catcalls as I walked outside. I figured incorrectly that no one would be awake/ around at that hour.