Gotta toast the New Year, Mockers

[Maggot]

I remember getting toasted one new years eve with my brother at a bar and that year it was nothing but ice everywhere. You could not take a step without falling on your ass, we left the bar and were walking to my apartment and down the hill came a Cadillac with a bunch of people in it. It was sliding sideways down the road out of control and all you heard were people screaming as it went by.
By the time we fumbled out to the intersection it was gone and must have righted itself after it passed us, I woke up the next day with bruises, cuts,scrapes from falling down on the stupid ice drunk. My brother had a lump on his head that I was laughing about the night before when both his feet almost gave his eyes double black eyes when he wiped out.

Man, it was icy that night.