Desert island discs

[Cynical Ninja]

I have no idea who Pilkington is & I don't even care enough to google him.

I do know who Ricky is and think he's funny as fuck. I enjoy his outrageous-ness.

The podcasts and the animated Ricky Gervais Show are brilliant I have them all on dvd, its not easy to make me laugh but I nearly pissed my pants watching it.

Here are an example of quotes by Karl, remember he is not an actor reading a script or performing he is a moron trying desperately to sound clever and profound.

“I thought the sun and the moon were the same thing”

“Did you read about the bloke who's skull fell off?”

“I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut”

“Its that old saying isn't it? A problem solved is a problem......caused”

“Are you in control of your brain? Or is your brain in control of you?”

“My nerves aren't long enough for my body”

And finally Karl is fascinated with freaks here is a typical conversation about them with Ricky.

Karl - have you seen the man with one face and two bodies?

Ricky - so essentially just a man with two bodies then?

Karl - yeah and one face.

Ricky - yeah but he wouldn't be famous for having one face though would he? He's famous because he's the man with two bodies.

Karl - yeah but it was the face that was unusual the fact he only had one face.

Ricky - what the fuck are you talking about? We are all the man with one face you idiot!

Karl - yes but he had one face and two bodies! Just one face!

Ricky - yes but the bloke at the freakshow wouldn't be shouting “roll up roll up come and see the man with one face!” Would he?

Karl - yeah but the two bodies and the one face....

Ricky - the one face isn't the unusual thing about him is the point I'm making Karl.

Karl - yeah but the one face as well....

Ricky - move on, you're a fucking idiot!