the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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The nurse just came out and said my daughter's surgery was going well but it would be another ¹⁄₂ hour or so. Jesus Christ...boob jobs take forever!

silly

Well, she had 3 "minor" surgeries all at once and they all went well except the bump on her eye. She had this little bump in the outer corner of her eyelid and we were advised to have it removed and biopsied. Turns out the lump went way deeper than expected and the doctor had to cut muscles and move her eyeball around and stuff to get the damn thing out. She woke up crying and didn't stop for two full days. Major corneal abrasions. The other two were a 2 ¹⁄₂ inch cut on her arm to remove a mole and the scars remaining from it after 3 attempts to get rid of the damn thing by freezing it off and a ¹⁄₂ inch incision to remove a piece of pencil lead that was stuck in her thigh. The last two were considered cosmetic so we got to pay for them out of pocket. Weeeeeeeee.

She's better but she was basically blind over the weekend. We shared the vicodin as a result. One for you, one for me...

Jsmom, best wishes for your dad!

Good to "see" you, FU!