the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

The gross geezer probably died a thousand deaths when he realized the video was making the rounds.

It was funny to watch, but couldn't have been funny for him or his family when it went viral (unless they're very cool people).

I feel kinda badly for him (and his wife!), but people will forget soon enough -- it's not like he pulled a Barney Frank. Or worse...an Anthony Weiner. Weiner picked something even less appealing to put his finger inside and eat.