NICE AND HONEST -- GOOD SHIT

[ChicagoBorn]

Here's the thing ChicagoBorn.

Your intentions are pure and you fully intend to return the money.

But, you let your devilish side convince you to fondle the goods and deposit bodily fluids all over it.

Then, right in the middle of your play time, BAM!!!!!!!!, SWAT comes busting through the door, guns drawn, cuffs a slappin'. The Brinks driver saw you cop the goods from his rear-view mirror and make a dash. To save his own ass and job, he called PD and said you stole it from him and reported your location. You've been fingered (and fingered for a heist, too).

"I only borrowed it for a while to fulfill my kinky fantasies. I was gonna turn it in. I found it on the ground. I DID NOT MOLEST THAT MONEY!! I'm being framed, I tell ya!" -- ChicagoBorn's final testimony before being sentenced to 5 to 15 for sexual molestation of government property, thievery, and perjury.

Your lover gets off with a one year suspended sentence on indecent exposure charges for testifying against you (she's dating Hondo now, btw).

Karma's a crafty and fickle bitch sometimes.

But, if you wanna take the risk and literally roll in the money before turning it in, it's your call. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?

Lucky?? Hmmmmmp. ... I get to molest $125k, have sex and now I also get fingered by a complete stranger.... what's unlucky about that? *snicker*

So, do ya think declaring "Bucket List" would be an adequate defense?

Ok......Ok..... I'd return it unsoiled. But I still liked HotD'S version better!