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-Duchess is on a mission to prove that the toe-ring is still stylish and sexy. So far, she's got a thumbs-up from Gunnar; everyone else has been mum.

I'm the only one that has to find my cutesy lil' toe rings cute....

That's good! Seriously, who gives a fuck if everyone else is laughing at you? You go, Duchess.