10-01-2014, 12:52 PM
Keeping Up with the Zimmermans?
In a 5,000-word GQ profile of the Zimmerman family, George's brother Robert Zimmerman describes his attempts to rebrand the 30-year-old former Sanford, Fla., neighborhood watchman after he was found not guilty of second-degree murder in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.
"I learn a lot from watching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians,'" Robert Zimmerman told the magazine. "Like, use the shit you've got."
The show, a mix between the "Kardashians," "America's Most Wanted" and "Candid Camera," would have featured George punking, say, unsuspecting self-defense instructors.
Another idea Robert had for rebranding the family: launching a signature line of home-security company products aimed at women.
"They all start with Z," Zimmerman said. "There's the Z Bar, the Z Rock, and the Z Beam. They're all targeted to women. One is to secure sliding doors. One is to put in the front door. The light is to carry and is designed by George. It has a little alarm — you know, 'Help me, help me!'"
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I strongly dislike the whole 'effin Zimmerman clan.
In a 5,000-word GQ profile of the Zimmerman family, George's brother Robert Zimmerman describes his attempts to rebrand the 30-year-old former Sanford, Fla., neighborhood watchman after he was found not guilty of second-degree murder in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.
"I learn a lot from watching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians,'" Robert Zimmerman told the magazine. "Like, use the shit you've got."
The show, a mix between the "Kardashians," "America's Most Wanted" and "Candid Camera," would have featured George punking, say, unsuspecting self-defense instructors.
Another idea Robert had for rebranding the family: launching a signature line of home-security company products aimed at women.
"They all start with Z," Zimmerman said. "There's the Z Bar, the Z Rock, and the Z Beam. They're all targeted to women. One is to secure sliding doors. One is to put in the front door. The light is to carry and is designed by George. It has a little alarm — you know, 'Help me, help me!'"
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I strongly dislike the whole 'effin Zimmerman clan.