the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh. My. Gawd. It's a good thing I like you HOTD. I think Debbie's husband LENNY is just as nasty as Vhole. Freakin little Jewboy fag.

I like you too much to thumbs-up the "fuck V-hole" suggestion. You were too good for him then; you're way too good for him now.

I understand that Lenny may be just as nasty. However, gettin' her done with him would still likely be much more satisfying considering how you feel about Cameltoe Deb.

But, if Lenny's a definite no-go for you, no worries. You can always slap on the spandex and get your cougar on at the local college watering hole. Or, you could sign up for Dating Naked and show 'em how to do it, yeah. If you're too shy for that, you could have your nipples and clit pierced and get your motor runnin' with some bisexual group loving, courtesy of F.U. and company. Will it be door #1, door #2, or door #3? Don't let any anybody tell you that you don't have options, sister!

Seriously, I don't see you as being all that interested in casual sex at this point and think you'll have no problem finding a relationship when some of the bullshit family drama is off your chest. But, I could be wrong. You could die desperate and lonely with a vibrator hangin' out your snatch -- hard to say.