YOU ARE A ______?

[Cutz]

I saw a Voodoo movie... AKA PORNO... once where they had this bug that went into the head of a penis and once it was placed into a vagina the couple had orgasms all night. This was before Viagra though a much less painful way of doing things. Anyways, when the morning came the couple was dead from exhaustion and pleasure pain because the bug tore the living crap out of their insides. The voodoo guy in a headdress came back and took the bug after it crawled back out of the guys cock head and stuck it in a box then went on his merry way to sell it to another guy for a million bucks. Rinse and repeat.

There's some things you're not supposed to tell people.

I have naturally long lashes. It's not as envious for a boy.