the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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I had a dog incident tonight. There's a lady who lives somewhere nearby...I've seen her with her dog for about the last 3 years crazily training the dog on our cul-de-sac. You could tell she was trying to make her dog the "perfect", model dog.

So I was taking my dog out tonight for a walk and there was crazy lady and her dog right in front of our house. I said something inane like "oh, should they meet"? Her dog had promptly sat next to her (of course). She said "I think this is good...about five feet". WTF? Is your mutt Cujo? Too good for my dog??? Bitch! In the meantime, my misbehaving dog was dragging me in the other direction so I just said "well, it doesn't look like my dog wants to meet your dog anyway--bye!"
Pfftt............