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Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep...
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(12-31-2014, 06:03 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(12-30-2014, 08:02 PM)username Wrote: I never make New Year's resolutions but I'm actually making a few this year.

I resolve not to post oxymoronic sentences.

Can you extend that to include a resolution not to post moronic sentences, gumball? Please?


Shit. I was laying in bed last night thinking I needed to take up trail running again too. Going to the gym and sitting on a bike with headphones in my ears and watching t.v. (as I've been doing the last couple of years) just can't be as good for the mind, body, spirit as a trail run.

Last night I was practically ready to leap out of bed and lace up the old running shoes. This morning it's a hell of a lot less appealing but I'm still going to do it.

Then later, I'm going to have an orgasm.
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RE: Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep... - by username - 12-31-2014, 02:42 PM