02-15-2015, 04:28 PM
My 3 year old walked into the bathroom balancing a golf ball on a spoon as I was peeing. Just when I stood up and flushed, the golf ball fell off the spoon, bounced off the tile and went right down the toilet. I tried to grab it (yes I stuck my hand in pee) but it was too late. Why? Why? Of all other places it could have bounced.
I just paid Roto Rooter $200 to take my other toilet apart and dig out a fucking tea cup.
I just paid Roto Rooter $200 to take my other toilet apart and dig out a fucking tea cup.