04-03-2015, 02:14 PM
(04-03-2015, 09:42 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(04-03-2015, 12:45 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Stop the lies. Just for that I'm masturbating to your pic and nothing else for a whole damn week, month, maybe even a year. Its a sacrifice, I'm willing to make to prove your face and body hotness.
Stop complaining, your could have Clangface. I was looking at my pic from like a year or two ago and I had a nice dark semi decent looking beard, nowadays I have a patchy light brown/gray beard that looks like shit.
No one likes a smut mouth. You are sounding more and more like a weirdo stalker rapist killer. Quit it man, it's not cool. Even MWS doesn't carry on like that, and he's the forum whipping boy.
Fuck that noise. I censor myself enough in real life, I'm not doing it here(unless the Mock mods tell me to stop or be banned). Everyone thinks I'm just a goody two shoes mama's boy. But fuck them. I have a dark side too.
I'm not unreasonable though, if it makes you so uncomfortable I'll talk less about masturbation and more about poop and tits.