HOMELY PEOPLE & LAZY BASTARDS

[Blindgreed1]

Where's that bitch Sally? God knows she doesn't have anything better to do than eat Bruschetta and change diapers, although I guess that angel is potty trained by now so that just leaves eating Bruschetta.

She is potty trained as far as peeing goes, but she will not poop on the potty. She grabs a training diaper, hides in her room in the corner, takes a shit and then comes out and tells me to wipe her ass.

I spent all day Friday with her sitting on the toilet trying to get her to go. I gave her books to read, stickers and crayons to play with while she's in there and she says she just can't do it. It wont come out.

I looked up if this is normal and apparently it is, a lot of kids will pee on the potty but wont poop on it. One lady said she use to tell her son that they have to feed the potty and that's how she got him to finally go. He liked feeding the toilet. As weird and disgusting as that is, I even tried telling her that. It didn't work.

So Saturday she still hasn't pooped and she's walking around the house telling me "I have to get this poop out, mom". She was miserable and has spent hours on the toilet so I finally went to CVS and bought some more training pull-ups so she could take a shit in peace.

I wonder if Donovan has any jedi mind tricks up his sleeve for this one.

I'm poop shy too. I don't crap in public restrooms unless I'm about to shit myself. When I am about to shit myself and a public restroom is my only option, I still can't go when someone else is in there with me. Maybe just remind her to use it if she feels comfortable going by herself and don't make such a production out of it?