HOMELY PEOPLE & LAZY BASTARDS

[HairOfTheDog]

Hell, I'm a goddamn pushover when it comes to letting women have their own way. If I ever met Sally I'd probably let her step on my neck or something.

Yeah that would happen.

You should let Big Sal step on your neck, Donovan. She seems gentle.

Then, I'll get the razor and shave your head.

Then, we'll collect our $5,000 from Carsman.

- You can donate $1,000 to "Friends of Incarcerated Male Murderers Seeking Sex Change Operations".
- I'll donate $1,000 to "All Protests, All The Time" & "We Need Water -- Please Give a Dam".
- The remaining $3,000 goes towards booze -- we'll play quarters, til the well runs dry.

I suspect we'll both lose, and still sal will have drunk us under the table.