Whats wrong with "straight pride"

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Now then, if anyone out there would have the dollars to invest in a bike like sex toy, contact me.......

wtf...ewww

As I have said, I put the bait out there, and you show up so predictably...deep sigh! This is MOCK after all...I don't have a problem with you,as I think everyone has a right to their own opinion, but I am going to agree with Aussie when you (predictably) called her crazy something in response to her post about "it." I admit I didn't read the posts before i posted. Zero is probably regretting that she ever posted "it."
I do apologize for my gross humor, and maybe we should put up the disclaimer sign so there will be no doubts about subject matter. Aussie, I am sorry to u also as I would never willingly offend u....I do seriously think we need more morality in this forum....
I can, however, think of worse things to do than massage one's orifices.

Good lord woman...zip it already. It's my reason for being here, to predictably show up when people like you say something stupid. You chastising me like my grandmother takes the fun out of it. It is gross to think of a woman your age associating with anything bicycle sex-toy related, even if you're joking. I Imagine it's just as gross as a twenty-something hearing the same thing from a woman my age.

We don't need any fucking "morality" in this forum that we don't already have. Mock is fine the way it is. You two crazy bitches can go start a morality forum somewhere else if it bothers you so much. Now...come back and tell me how you were just being sarcastic or funny, neither of which you are good at.