The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

If thats me, then thats Duchess in the middle and BH on the far right.

Nah, I'm way older than that and not nearly as cute.

Clangs, After me saying all the shit I said, you still don't know my style. I am really disappointed in your selective memory....You think you know someone and then.....I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit....ew..............Guess I am going to have to do my portfolio again so you recognize it when u see it, Mister. Anyway, glad you aren't laying in the bottom of a shipping bin.....
Did I ever tell you about the photographer in El Paso who wanted me as his model....he kept on bugging me, kinda like a stalker today....so myself and roommates decided we would do a "sting." Remember this was 1958 and we didn't have all the resources available then as we do today. We were renting (we, my fellow Continental airline hostesses) a house from someone who lived in back in casita....You have to remember that in the beginning, I thought I was going to be some kind of super model......but his constantly bugging me was "off." At the same time I was receiving obscene phone calls and no caller ID back in the dark ages. The calls were always in middle of night and when I was alone in house. I called police and they told me to just hang up so I didn't know if these two cases were connected. Shortly before the "sting" our landlord got wind of it, and thought he should be in on it....so plan was to allow guy to enter premises (house) and give this guy approximately 10 minutes to show me his portfolio, etc...i.e, to determine the legitimacy of this whole thing....He was sitting on couch with me and I asked the usual questions, i.e, where was his studio, his portfolio, etc. He finally admitted it was for nude modeling and about that time, there was a knock (preplanned) on back door. Lo and behold, it was my landlord and two roommates. My landlord announced he was there to check the heating system and to get my go ahead to kick this guy out of the house. I nodded to landlord and he as all over that guy, all but throwing him out the door. I never heard from this guy again, but the obscene calls continued. I had this knack for attracting perverts...Sorry, I got off track, but one thing always makes me think of another thing and so it goes....In fact, I may have mentioned this to you before....You know us old people can't remember shit...

*eyes glaze over*
*nods politely*

...respect your elderzzzzzzz....*snore*