The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

I leave the car running with the AC on when I take my dogs to the vet and don't want to take them all in at the same time. You separate the key remote from the key chain and lock it that way. Nifty little trick, huh User? You fucking moron.

Normal people, who don't live in Hades, can just leave the windows part way down without having to leave the car on and A/C running.
My mom has a second home in Palm Springs and the only way you survive a walk down town there in the summer months is all the "misters" lining the main street. Fuck that. Move.

Can't leave the windows open in our part of Hades due to not wanting lizzards get in. And then have them pop up on your windshield and scare the bejesus out of you while your driving!