The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

Strip club - otherwise known as Titty City.

My sisters and mother forever ruined strip clubs for me, not because of disapproval but because they all at some point worked the industry. It's a hard fucking life, it creates and sustains hard women, and I can't go into a fucking strip club without thinking that's somebody's mom/sister/daughter. Goddammit.

That's what booze is for, have a couple of shots and mellow out before you go in! Then of course, continue shots in between handing out the dollar bills!