10-14-2015, 07:14 PM
When I was young I had a Texas beard: sparse growth and lots of wide-open spaces. I occasionally grew a sad pornstache because nobody told me how stupid it looked and the internet hadn't been invented to mock guys like me. Then I realized I really didn't give a shit one way or another and started adapting my look to the girl I was with. I like girls who let me put my face into various spots on their bodies, and many girls have strong preferences about facial hair. So I figure, if I make it as easy as possible for them to allow me to put my face where I want, it's win-win. Besides, no matter what I look like I don't have to see it all goddamn day, they do.
So I went for years with a woman who liked a clean shave, then a few more with women who liked the beard look. Now I guess I'm used to the whiskers. Tried to shave them off in the last few months but I'm too lazy to do it regularly so it grows back by default and the only other option is to tighten it up so I don't look homeless.
So I went for years with a woman who liked a clean shave, then a few more with women who liked the beard look. Now I guess I'm used to the whiskers. Tried to shave them off in the last few months but I'm too lazy to do it regularly so it grows back by default and the only other option is to tighten it up so I don't look homeless.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.