Ham

[Duchess]

Is it the ultimate food? Everything on a pig can be eaten but a nice ham is the filet mignon of a pig. And they're smart, that's right, smarter than some people. But not smart enough to not be turned into a ham for New Years dinner.
There I've said it.

Have you ever eaten something called boiled dinner? It's made with ham, potatoes, carrots, cabbage and maybe something else that's escaping me right now.