RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread

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You just can't fucking help yourself, CD..

Happy New Year to you too, stinkyflaps

Except for dancing baby, I pretty much copied that straight off the link you posted. You're one whining bitch about this stupid thread.

I'm having one of the "worst to be remembered" New Year's eve. My daughter has a guy over and I have no doubt that my daughter isn't going to fuck him tonight (or even let him in her pants). He's younger (15+ to her almost 17) and she's not interested in him that way (matter of fact, she told him that a few weeks ago and he said "awww, that awkward moment when you're placed in the "friend" zone") which I thought was kind of cute. But still, out of respect for his mom (and the rules she has at her house), I feel obligated to somewhat babysit the date. I also can't drink anything because I don't want to be sloshed when she picks him up and worse, I'd probably be fast asleep if I put some wine in me.