Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,

[Donovan]

I can aggravate my sciatic nerve with a hard sneeze now, and that sucks ass. So I stay away from coasters. Anything that whiplashes me around.

Do you tell the ladies to take it easy with you? No more wild sex?

Oddly enough, sex loosens up the lower back muscles that get all bunched up from me overcompensating to protect it. So I need more, not less. Unfortunately, I am so damn obnoxious and irritating I keep chasing the women away, so I appear to be my own worst enemy there.

On the plus side, my tongue and jaw muscles work just fine so even if the back goes out I can do a home realignment using the involuntary clenching spasms of a handy pair of female thighs to crack my neck. Seems to do the trick...