If Mock were a country...

[Clang McFly]

You'll be touching up my speeches and spellchecking them. Since I've been writing letters at work I've grown a lot more confident in my writing ability.

Works for me.


Clang's draft -- rally speech intro:
"Dear fellow Americans, I'd like to tell you about my visions and plans to make our great community an even better place for ourselves and future Mockers."

HOTD's touched-up, spell-checked rally speech intro:
"My fellow Americans (along with all of you hard-working, law-abiding, undocumented, lurkers and immigrants) -- whether you be black as the night, whiter than white, brown as a bear, or redder than Cher -- if you elect me, Clang Mary McFly, to lead this land that I love, I will stand with each and every one of YOU. I will stand beside YOU. And guide YOU. Through the night with the light from above. Together we can and WE WILL make our great community an EVEN freer and more prosperous place. Together we can and WE WILL pave the way for children all over the world to enjoy a more accepting, more color blind, more tolerant, and more loving Mock future! How, you ask, how would a President Clang transform our virtual community and indeed the entire world? Well, I'm prepared to tell you just that, right here today. Please stand, Mockers, and allow me to introduce my 4-point sure fire plan.

First off, you put your right foot in..."

Maybe you should be President-Empress instead of me. Color me impressed.