04-22-2017, 09:55 PM
This morning he called me an asshole because he was stuck with no toilet paper like I'm supposed to be the toilet paper keeper of the house. So I went to the convenience store and they didn't have toilet paper so I got paper towels that cost me 12 bucks. It wasn't until I got home that I noticed they were the Bounty paper towels that have Dawn dish soap in them and are activated by water.
I threw a roll in front of the bathroom door and he's been complaining of his ass burning all day. You're going to call me an asshole for running out of toilet paper, there ya go buddy.
I threw a roll in front of the bathroom door and he's been complaining of his ass burning all day. You're going to call me an asshole for running out of toilet paper, there ya go buddy.