05-11-2017, 12:56 PM
I get madder about television traffic than real traffic. I see some show set in L.A. for example, and the guy jumps in his car and is across town in a couple minutes. I start yelling at the tv. I don't give a shit about them asking me to believe in flesh-eating zombies, just don't try to tell me dude got from the valley to the beach in twenty minutes at rush hour. I'm calling bullshit!!!
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.