Shameful Secret

[Sinister]

Y'all want a real, true to life, actual "make your woman scream in ecstasy" tip? Once you have her hot and bothered, take a tiny little piece of Alka-Seltzer and slide it up inside your woman's snatch. The resulting foaming and fizzing will drive her into a frenzy like none you've ever seen before. Just remember; a TINY piece of Alka-Seltzer. Otherwise, you have a big, foamy mess to deal with. Get the right size and your woman will thnk you are the sex god of all time.

Having a Halls in your mouth when you go down on her is another bonus. Trust me. Been there, done that.

::lmao:: F rushes out to buy Alka-Seltzer and Halls

You laugh if you want, but I'm telling you. This WORKS. Out of the two ideas, my favorite is the Alka-Seltzer trick. ::bigg::