MEN & CLEAVAGE

[Middle Finger]

The problem is, many men overestimate how charming and attractive they are, so when they think they're really hitting it off with a good looking woman, little does he know she's merely being polite and is privately ready to scream in frustration that some creepy guy won't leave her alone.

I'm sure that's never happened to any men in Mock, of course.

Never happened to me but I don't seriously try to hit it with women since I am married and all. I may flirt here and there with a few who flirt with me but it is harmless and most of the time we have been friends for a long while. There are times I am talking with a hottie but what I usually do is try to make them laugh to see if they are stuck up or real. One time I made this real hottie laugh (I can't remmeber the original comment) while she was drinking some sort of drink (Gatoraid I think) and it went through her nose! She choked, spit some out, and was struggling with her nose, making disgusted faces, etc. I had only been talking to her for a minute or two so we didn't know each other well at all. But after she spit up the drink through her nose and mouth from laughing, I said to her, with a fake look of disgust on my face, "In case you were thinking that I might have been coming onto you, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I lost interest." She laughed again and choked pretty good because all of the liquid hadn't fully been drained from her mouth and nose, I guess. ::lmao:: So then I said "Listen, I GET THE HINT."

I saw her recently at the trophy handouts for kids' baseball. She always gives me a big smile. She was wearing shorts ... she has ridiculously great legs and ass. End of story.