I lost my virginity to

[aussiefriend]

 Note to self:  disable wifi when drinking wine.

Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.

   Thanks  for reminding  me,   I've read Aussie shitfaced.   You're right, babbling about my virginity isn't nearly as bad as calling Crash 'Gina' and offering to pay for an operation.

I got kicked out of the crime forum, I don't know how I even stumbled in there and that hot muscley gay cop bounced me out of there. Don't know what I was angry about but it wasn't anything to do with crime.