Crab cakes

[sally]

That sounds like everything that’s gone wrong with America in the past two generations, personified in a baking dish

If you can make processed food taste better than fresh ingredients then that is something. Occasionally junk food is good and comforting, doesnt in any way mean you should eat it on a regular basis. You never had a tuna casserole or English breakfast with canned baked beans or went to a county fair and had a corndog or a frito chili cheese pie?Your post sounds like everything that's gone wrong with the entire world, a bunch of douchebags.