the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

It is too hot already and I want to cut off all of my hair.

I wouldn't recommend going as short as I did, but I'm sure you'd still look hot with the short hairstyle.

Judging by the 2 girlfriends I've had in the past, I seem to prefer women with the short haircut. The redheaded girl I had a crush on in middle school/high school also had short haircut.

Yeah looks like you have a beard head!

 yeah it's not perfect, but it's better than the mountain man look I was sporting before. I don't know how people with beards stand it. I felt like I was eating mouthfuls of hair every time I ate or drank. It always itched no matter what. My long head hair was uncomfortable but not as bad as the beard.