Gun crime in the USA

[Duchess]

No i dont think im insulting you, i could do a far better job if i wanted too, and have done.      Do you feel insulted?  Youve said yourself its out of control.  Do you have a gun Duchess?  Would you be tempted if i were in the room?      Especially after i snap my fingers at you repeatedly, pointing to the bed room. ?  There would be a bottle of Jack in it for you.

No, I don't feel insulted, Piggy. I simply wondered if you thought that was a slam. Rational Americans know our country has a serious gun issue, we have more guns than people in this country.

There are guns in my home. I wouldn't feel compelled to use any of them unless I felt my life was in danger. It would really piss me off to have to shoot someone.

No, I wouldn't be tempted to shoot you if we were in the same room. Why would I be, because you snapped your fingers at me? Uh, no, I'd be more apt to laugh at you.

I don't drink, so the bottle of Jack holds no interest to me.