CHARCUTERIE BOARD

[Clang McFly]

Clang, that was just your dream foretelling you that I was coming into Mock to harass and troll you.

Oh.....I thought that was the dream I had about the screaming donkeys and goats with gonorrhea lighting themselves on fire and flinging themselves off a cliff.

No that's your future Bride you are dreaming about.   watch out Clang, she sounds like a Bridezilla, like Star Jones.

Considering my crazy last girlfriend who broke up with me after a minor car accident  and was possibly trying to trick me into believing she was pregnant with my child even though we never had sex just so I'd marry her, I'd say you're post is eerily accurate.