19 Firefighters Dead

[Clang McFly]

And they double as body bags. How convenient.

"Fire is coming! Quick, wrap yourself up like a baked potato, that'll protect you...but most likely kill you."

Shut the fuck up fatboy and get a job they've got the kind of guts you can only dream of you fat cross dressing carbunkle on society.
When they are busy risking their lives and saving the lives of others you will be busy upstairs dressing up as Britney Spears with your thumb up your ass.

When I dream of eating guts they're usually not extra crispy.

Risking their lives? More like throwing their lives away. Herpaderp look at the shiny out of control fire, maybe I should get the fuck out of here herpaderp. Nah, herpaderp I'll just herpaderp stop drop and roll myself hepaderp in this potato sack and hope that works.