07-13-2013, 02:59 PM
Oh destitute Donovan douchebag the dimeless why hast thou forsaken us?
If you come back and bless us with your pauper like presence we will never mention the fact you are a middle aged douchebag with a Farah Fawcett style 70s hairdo with no money and no property of any intrinsic value.
I hope your 20th anniversary celebration at the company you have so loyally served goes well. Your honourary ornamental wiffle ball bat sprayed with gold paint can take pride of place on your mantlepiece. It will give your kids something to look at while you are pressganging them into using their small child like hands to search the most obscure nooks and crannies of your sofa for pennies.
Come back!, baby come back!
If you come back and bless us with your pauper like presence we will never mention the fact you are a middle aged douchebag with a Farah Fawcett style 70s hairdo with no money and no property of any intrinsic value.
I hope your 20th anniversary celebration at the company you have so loyally served goes well. Your honourary ornamental wiffle ball bat sprayed with gold paint can take pride of place on your mantlepiece. It will give your kids something to look at while you are pressganging them into using their small child like hands to search the most obscure nooks and crannies of your sofa for pennies.
Come back!, baby come back!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.