I'm not sure what to think about this

[crash]

I'd rather be crazy than be a pothead with a face like a pool of dog vomit.

So, now you've more or less admitted to the crazy, let's address this issue of your hypocrisy in addressing other peoples physical appearance..

Now, I have a pretty rough head, first to admit it, but you my friend have a head like a smacked arse. Face it, if there were a line to shag you and a line to shag F2, there'd be zero males in your line and more females in her line than yours.