why do you hate Oprah?

[crash]

Last weekend, I finally stopped wearing the 20 year old 501s with a huge rip that exposed almost my entire left ass cheek.

I always wore black tights underneath them - still, they were a bit obscene.

Although they were so very familiar and comfortable, unselfishly and with respect for public decency, I nonetheless tossed them on Sunday night.

(I miss them already.)

I'm sorry for your loss.

(finally, somebody gets it..)