why do you hate Oprah?

[Cynical Ninja]

Good things come in small bundles its the horse crap that comes in small bundles

I'm sure that's how you're parish priest justified it to you, but it's just a saying created by religious people to make short people feel good about themselves, Frodo, kinda like the tooth fairy, Jesus and the bible..

Gollum referred to the ring as 'his precious'. So you can't call me Gollum, and refer to me as your precious...unless you have a thing for my ring

Do you have a thing for my ring, Frodo? I've heard about role assumption in the mentally ill, but really?

Reduced to the level of changing quotes already? And its only 1230 p.m London/Greenwich time! Which means its probably....Christmas day 2014 in Narnia where dicksplash crash lives.

The bigger they are the harder they fall is another prophecy we see fulfilled here every day by you.

As with maggotyboo if we ever share a jail cell 8 ball it will quickly become clear to you who's gonna be the bitch in the relationship. Its no coincidence that when an aussie says “fe fi fo fum I smell the bleed the blood of an Englishman!” He immediately bends over offering his ring in readiness. We see clear evidence of you offering me your ring here! Thanks but no thanks!, nice to see its still in the aussie blood!