why do you hate Oprah?

[crash]

As with maggotyboo if we ever share a jail cell 8 ball it will quickly become clear to you who's gonna be the bitch in the relationship.

interesting that you keep calling me convict, but keep putting yourself in these jail cell hypotheticals? Do you have a jail fetish and a ring fetish, Frodo?

You'd be lucky to make JsMom your bitch, and she'd probably volunteer...