why do you hate Oprah?

[Cynical Ninja]

interesting that you keep calling me convict, but keep putting yourself in these jail cell hypotheticals? Do you have a jail fetish and a ring fetish, Frodo?

You'd be lucky to make JsMom your bitch, and she'd probably volunteer...

Yeah emphasis on the “hypothetical” as opposed to the “reality” of your great great great grandad being a deported criminal scumbag my precious.

As for the Frodo hilarity I'd rather look like a hobbit than look like you, a constipated goblin with brain damage.