Chinese chicken thawing technique.

[Cynical Ninja]

Aww, c'mon! If you were old & infirm wouldn't you want to stay in your own home and be cared for by those that love you?

Would I want my daughter or other family putting their lives on hold to look after me? No I wouldn't, they've got a careers and lives of their own to live none of them are worthless lazy fat fuckers like clang. When I get old and can't cope I'll sell the house and give my family the money and happily go into a decent home where they can come and visit me. They can drag me out my cupboard for Christmas and birthdays.