06-29-2014, 04:55 AM
I miss you and I'm happy to see your boney ass back here.
Here's what you missed:
-CN and kevvome both pulled up their skirts and skipped the eff outta here, tears rolling down their rosy cheeks. Apparently, Mock is way too politically skewed and mean for their likings and they just couldn't hang -- the internet is serious biz. It's a cruel, cruel world -- no doubt.
-Sally is on the road with the family.
-Mo's an old goat! (Gawd, I hope that sexy beast records and posts another strip tease video.)
-Aussie is slippin' into those pleather pants she's so proud of and pretending not to notice Cutz, who's allegedly got a thing for the cougar down under.
-MS is in the midst of another one of his "moody' spells. This too shall pass.
- Cars is cruising along, rubbing our noses in his "I'm retired and you're still working, suckahs!" reality.
-FAHQTOO is dating a guy who seems cool, though he just might have an issue with balance (in terms of nipple hickage).
-Duchess is on a mission to prove that the toe-ring is still stylish and sexy. So far, she's got a thumbs-up from Gunnar; everyone else has been mum.
-Baldawg might just have balls. Looks promising -- remains to be seen.
-Mags is...well, as good as it gets -- nobody does it better. I love him, but I think it's a one way street. That bitch JLH has him hypnotized or something. Who the eff could compete with those feet?
-Crash and The Kid -- never post enough for my liking.
-Tiki's off for the moment -- I always miss the smartass bitch. Seems she and the noob ChicagoBorn may have some history. Whether CB is a he or she is beyond me, but I don't give a shit -- he/she is kinda interesting.
-Teacher and blueberryhill and OlderThanDirt mostly just read, shake their heads, and laugh at us while we wish they'd post more. Mock teases -- all three of them.
-QueenBee got a couple of cool new pets and Zero hasn't posted in a bit, nor has Mr. McFly.
-Donovan's not been around much since he and Tiki had the Conservative vs. Liberal gay/black confrontation in the NFL thread. I think I might have added to the discord with my overly aggressive Scooby Doo and behavioral psychologist/cartoon villain references. I'm almost ashamed of myself.
-JsMom is hanging and laughing -- probably drunk on that blue love potion she digs. I think I'm gonna try that shit one night this summer. I don't care what you say about her, I'd party with Js any old day (except holidays, loved ones' birthdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Sundays, and the 4th of each month).
-Gunnar's still wearing the skull boxerz...he posted a slideshow and audio of his band performing a BeeGees cover in his Mosh Pit thread. Maurice and Robin are rolling in their graves. Barry's pissed. But, Gunnar and company are actually quite good, IMO.
-Adub thinks she's above us -- effin' emo snob.
-RAP and Jezreel and HarveySykes may have their hands too full with little ones to post; hopefully, they can check in soon.
-NightOwl flew the coop -- I miss her. Cheyne still posts some good thoughts in the crime forum when she has time, though.
-F.U. and ESAD have both been AWOL as of late; it can only mean they're up to no good.
-Six is juggling a plethora of hobbies and fantasizing about Duchess.
Tammy just wants some finger lickin' good chicken -- I suspect she'll make the dream a reality soon (though I'd skip the breaded bird and dive straight into the mashed potatoes and biscuits, personally).
-FunkyBurger is a NSA operative, I suspect -- he only monitors Mock for national security purposes -- no posting permitted.
-Ramsey seems content, financially secure, horny (I HATE that word, but its accurate)... sometimes chiming in about how weird it is that people get all up into drama (that, from rams, always makes me smile).
That's it. So, you're all caught up. Post -- you are really really missed!
Here's what you missed:
-CN and kevvome both pulled up their skirts and skipped the eff outta here, tears rolling down their rosy cheeks. Apparently, Mock is way too politically skewed and mean for their likings and they just couldn't hang -- the internet is serious biz. It's a cruel, cruel world -- no doubt.
-Sally is on the road with the family.
-Mo's an old goat! (Gawd, I hope that sexy beast records and posts another strip tease video.)
-Aussie is slippin' into those pleather pants she's so proud of and pretending not to notice Cutz, who's allegedly got a thing for the cougar down under.
-MS is in the midst of another one of his "moody' spells. This too shall pass.
- Cars is cruising along, rubbing our noses in his "I'm retired and you're still working, suckahs!" reality.
-FAHQTOO is dating a guy who seems cool, though he just might have an issue with balance (in terms of nipple hickage).
-Duchess is on a mission to prove that the toe-ring is still stylish and sexy. So far, she's got a thumbs-up from Gunnar; everyone else has been mum.
-Baldawg might just have balls. Looks promising -- remains to be seen.
-Mags is...well, as good as it gets -- nobody does it better. I love him, but I think it's a one way street. That bitch JLH has him hypnotized or something. Who the eff could compete with those feet?
-Crash and The Kid -- never post enough for my liking.
-Tiki's off for the moment -- I always miss the smartass bitch. Seems she and the noob ChicagoBorn may have some history. Whether CB is a he or she is beyond me, but I don't give a shit -- he/she is kinda interesting.
-Teacher and blueberryhill and OlderThanDirt mostly just read, shake their heads, and laugh at us while we wish they'd post more. Mock teases -- all three of them.
-QueenBee got a couple of cool new pets and Zero hasn't posted in a bit, nor has Mr. McFly.
-Donovan's not been around much since he and Tiki had the Conservative vs. Liberal gay/black confrontation in the NFL thread. I think I might have added to the discord with my overly aggressive Scooby Doo and behavioral psychologist/cartoon villain references. I'm almost ashamed of myself.
-JsMom is hanging and laughing -- probably drunk on that blue love potion she digs. I think I'm gonna try that shit one night this summer. I don't care what you say about her, I'd party with Js any old day (except holidays, loved ones' birthdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Sundays, and the 4th of each month).
-Gunnar's still wearing the skull boxerz...he posted a slideshow and audio of his band performing a BeeGees cover in his Mosh Pit thread. Maurice and Robin are rolling in their graves. Barry's pissed. But, Gunnar and company are actually quite good, IMO.
-Adub thinks she's above us -- effin' emo snob.
-RAP and Jezreel and HarveySykes may have their hands too full with little ones to post; hopefully, they can check in soon.
-NightOwl flew the coop -- I miss her. Cheyne still posts some good thoughts in the crime forum when she has time, though.
-F.U. and ESAD have both been AWOL as of late; it can only mean they're up to no good.
-Six is juggling a plethora of hobbies and fantasizing about Duchess.
Tammy just wants some finger lickin' good chicken -- I suspect she'll make the dream a reality soon (though I'd skip the breaded bird and dive straight into the mashed potatoes and biscuits, personally).
-FunkyBurger is a NSA operative, I suspect -- he only monitors Mock for national security purposes -- no posting permitted.
-Ramsey seems content, financially secure, horny (I HATE that word, but its accurate)... sometimes chiming in about how weird it is that people get all up into drama (that, from rams, always makes me smile).
That's it. So, you're all caught up. Post -- you are really really missed!