What's your favorite donut

[Donovan]

Because when donuts are around ain't nobody waiting til lunch. The guy who waits gets that gross plain one.

Yeah, what's up with that plain brownish colored cake one? What kind of asshole would actually pick that one out of all the other assorted flavors.

That's the lie detector donut. It tells the boss who showed up late for work or meeting or conference room training. Dude with the shitty donut is the last guy in the building. Eleven other workers got there ahead of his lazy ass.