04-24-2018, 05:33 PM
Three guys walk into a bar, whooping and hollering and having a great deal of fun. First one says, "I'm buying a round of shots for us three. We are celebrating!" So the bartender sets them up, the three knock them back, and the second guy says, " My turn! Another round of shots! We are celebrating!" Again the bartender sets them up and they slam the drinks back. The third guy yells, " another round on me! We are celebrating! WOOOO!" The bartender finally asks, "What exactly are you guys celebrating anyway?" The first guy answers, "We all just had our first ever blowjobs!"
The bartender says, " Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Let me buy you fellas a round too!"
The second guy shakes his head and says, "Nah, that's okay. If three shots don't kill the taste, nothing will..."
The bartender says, " Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Let me buy you fellas a round too!"
The second guy shakes his head and says, "Nah, that's okay. If three shots don't kill the taste, nothing will..."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.